Be the strange you wish to see in the world.
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Name's Bay; 19. I'm a lady with the vocabulary of a well-educated sailor. I'm also quite gay.

smilestoinspire:

This is the greatest tweet in the history of tweets
i-n-evitable:

WE WERE TALKING ABOUT THE VITAMINS AND SUCH IN SEMEN SO I WAS LIKE “I WONDER IF IT IS IN MYFITNESSPAL” 
SO I CHECKED AND IT IS OMG OMG OMG

I WISH I WASNT SO FUCKING INSECURE ABOUT MY BODY LIKE DAMN SON I JUST WANT TO WEAR SHORTS WITHOUT ALMOST CRYING

(Source: thechamberofsecrets, via deair)

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everything I like is either expensive, illegal or won’t text me back

(via puravidamala)

(Source: kxthleen, via call-me-candyy)

tastefullyoffensive:

[pillsplitterx]

pyksii:

saddeer:

I have this weird theory that some people are drawn to each other because their atoms were near each other when the universe was created and over time the same atoms keep coming back together

DID YOU JUST SCIENTIFICALLY EXPLAIN SOUL MATES?!

(via co-ver)

sucymemebabaran:

ah yes the four seasons. wet, hot, halloween, and christmas

(via deair)

euo:

How has nobody settled for me yet I’m a solid 3

(via bite-like-a-bitch)

grateful-sounds:

probably my favorite gd picture ever.