Call me selfish but I don’t want you to meet somebody that makes you forget about me.
Nothing scars you more than the negative shit your own parents tell you.
i want to sit on a kitchen counter in my underwear at 3 am with you and talk about the universe
If it involves mountains, breakfast food, coffee or campfires- I’m in.
If my jokes offend you:
- I’m sorry
- It won’t happen again
- 1 & 2 are lies
- You’re a pussy